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26

May

alicexz:

toothyhalcyon:

Welcome to Tumblr.

Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life

10

May

girlwithgoldeyes:

jeric-kripke:

dancing-with-the-dandelions:

idance-theirish:

Ohio, Rhode Island, South Carolina and New Hampshire are just like “what, we don’t even get a joke poked at us?”

The World, According to Tumblr. 
Heaven is not mentioned because it is obviously the internet.

Hurricanes? Is that all we are to you? 
HURRICANES? 


Lots of Chussetts. Love it!

girlwithgoldeyes:

jeric-kripke:

dancing-with-the-dandelions:

idance-theirish:

Ohio, Rhode Island, South Carolina and New Hampshire are just like “what, we don’t even get a joke poked at us?”

The World, According to Tumblr. 

Heaven is not mentioned because it is obviously the internet.

Hurricanes? Is that all we are to you? 

HURRICANES? 


Lots of Chussetts. Love it!

02

May

(Source: hungoverwolf)

28

Apr

ravens-nest:

queentimelady:

shercocklocked:

sting-like-a-tracker-jacker:

hazelgustus:

literallysame:

liam-gayne:

when you try your best but you don’t succeed

 

when you get what you want but not what you need

could it be worse

when you love someone

but it goes to waste

when you feel so tired



but you can’t sleep

when you lose something you cannot replace

And I will try…to fix you.

27

Apr

timelordy-teganbreann:

thefaultygentleman:

artisticindulgence:

sweetsandpotatochips:

acciomydivision:

emilyisobsessed:

Number one rule guys.


 

NUMBER. ONE. RULE.

I tried to use Alt+Reblog and it sent me to the reblog page

Tumblr wants me to do this specially

I shall obey

Stop

17

Apr

15

Apr

tiriathurin:

valeria2067:

cloudspanties:

starsdontfallformen:

dismiss-your-fearsx:

endless-suicide:


Things you find most on Tumblr summed up in one gif.

this is amazing 

omfg

#food and a cat and an attractive man - all done in a sepia with a vaguely hipsterish fade at the edges  #this gif is tumblr. we’re basically done here.  #all we need is a ship now. let’s ship the bin with the car. ok done. bin/car otp.  
I had to keep these tags, they slay me

Now someone needs to be offended and we have to have a ship war.

Bin/Car is NOT canon, people. The cat was ON the bin in the original shot. It has always been Cat/Bin! OMG, why do you people have such a problem with pussy in your OTPs?

tiriathurin:

valeria2067:

cloudspanties:

starsdontfallformen:

dismiss-your-fearsx:

endless-suicide:

Things you find most on Tumblr summed up in one gif.

this is amazing 

omfg

#food and a cat and an attractive man - all done in a sepia with a vaguely hipsterish fade at the edges  #this gif is tumblr. we’re basically done here.  #all we need is a ship now. let’s ship the bin with the car. ok done. bin/car otp.  

I had to keep these tags, they slay me

Now someone needs to be offended and we have to have a ship war.

Bin/Car is NOT canon, people. The cat was ON the bin in the original shot. It has always been Cat/Bin! OMG, why do you people have such a problem with pussy in your OTPs?

(Source: unstoppablegravity)

02

Apr

May the odds be ever in your favor. 
Notes

in

andthus:

eliminate your expectations: highfunctioningdarklordofall: oscarstardis: callmekitto: abortedslunk:…

highfunctioningdarklordofall:

oscarstardis:

callmekitto:

abortedslunk:

whatevertheheckles:

nepetaschoiceass:

whatevertheheckles:

butwewereokay:

bemusedlybespectacled:

imsoweirdimnotanitimanith:

mikulukashipblog:

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ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works

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woop

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well that was anticlimatic wait

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wait

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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

What that is dumb and does not happen.

Look, check it out.

See, not much diff-

Wait, what-

the fuck.

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You guys are being dumbs

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That does not happen in real life watch

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See I told you

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Wait a

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who am i

you guys this is straight up bullshit

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i’ll prove it to you all right now ok

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you see, like i said, it’s total bull—

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…oh what the hell…

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the FUCK kind of GYPSY MAGIC SHIT is THIS?!?!?!?!?!

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…….

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hey boys~*~*~*~ wonk~*~*~*~*~

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omg jeannine you win

Huh. You women and your woman problems.

Good thing I’m a dude and don’t have to worry about that kinda crapola

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Wait wtf

You guys are amateurs

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let me show you how this is done

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ah shit I had them on the ”genderfuck” setting

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well, that works too

okay you amateurs

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 let me show you how it’s done

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I’m now River Song

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shhh spoilers

What the hell?

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I wonder what happens when you put glasses on?

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Ok, so far so good…

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(Source: sassylesbianluka)

7xcookiex7:

incrediblyhipster:

trust-my-lie:

vena-tasuh:

dispelyell:

whyamisorandom:

BOW DOWN TO THE KING 

REBLOG IF YOU EVER SEE THE CREATOR OF TUMBLR .

Rule one: Reblog the creator.

Rule two: If you don’t blog the creator, get off of Tumblr

Rule three: It is impossible to ignore rule one so rule two is generally invalid.

why is he so hot

7xcookiex7:

incrediblyhipster:

trust-my-lie:

vena-tasuh:

dispelyell:

whyamisorandom:

BOW DOWN TO THE KING 

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REBLOG IF YOU EVER SEE THE CREATOR OF TUMBLR .


Rule one: Reblog the creator.

Rule two: If you don’t blog the creator, get off of Tumblr

Rule three: It is impossible to ignore rule one so rule two is generally invalid.


why is he so hot

31

Mar

abortedslunk:

whatevertheheckles:

nepetaschoiceass:

whatevertheheckles:

butwewereokay:

bemusedlybespectacled:

imsoweirdimnotanitimanith:

mikulukashipblog:

ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works

woop

well that was anticlimatic wait

wait

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

Image and video hosting by TinyPic

What that is dumb and does not happen.

Image and video hosting by TinyPic

Look, check it out.

Image and video hosting by TinyPic

See, not much diff-

Image and video hosting by TinyPic

Wait, what-

Image and video hosting by TinyPic

the fuck.

You guys are being dumbs

That does not happen in real life watch

See I told you

Wait a

who am i

you guys this is straight up bullshit

i’ll prove it to you all right now ok

you see, like i said, it’s total bull—

…oh what the hell…

the FUCK kind of GYPSY MAGIC SHIT is THIS?!?!?!?!?!

…….

hey boys~*~*~*~ wonk~*~*~*~*~

Huh. You women and your woman problems.

Good thing I’m a dude and don’t have to worry about that kinda crapola

Wait wtf

(Source: sassylesbianluka)

27

Mar

(Source: pa-pa-pa-la)

can you imagine tumblr being like the hunger games

like each fandom would represent a district

the supernatural fandom would probably kill us all and be crowned victor

#the supernatural fandom would probably have volunteer tributes

#do not fuck with the supernatural fandom #the only people we hate more than each other is everyone else