26
May
Welcome to Tumblr.
Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life
Esquire Theme by Matthew Buchanan
Social icons by Tim van Damme
26
May
Welcome to Tumblr.
Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life
10
May
Ohio, Rhode Island, South Carolina and New Hampshire are just like “what, we don’t even get a joke poked at us?”
The World, According to Tumblr.
Heaven is not mentioned because it is obviously the internet.
Hurricanes? Is that all we are to you?
HURRICANES?
Lots of Chussetts. Love it!
02
May
28
Apr
when you try your best but you don’t succeed
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when you get what you want but not what you need
could it be worse
when you love someone
but it goes to waste
when you feel so tired
but you can’t sleep
when you lose something you cannot replace
And I will try…to fix you.
27
Apr
Number one rule guys.
NUMBER. ONE. RULE.
I tried to use Alt+Reblog and it sent me to the reblog page
Tumblr wants me to do this specially
I shall obey
Stop
17
Apr
15
Apr
Things you find most on Tumblr summed up in one gif.
this is amazing
omfg
#food and a cat and an attractive man - all done in a sepia with a vaguely hipsterish fade at the edges #this gif is tumblr. we’re basically done here. #all we need is a ship now. let’s ship the bin with the car. ok done. bin/car otp.
I had to keep these tags, they slay me
Now someone needs to be offended and we have to have a ship war.
Bin/Car is NOT canon, people. The cat was ON the bin in the original shot. It has always been Cat/Bin! OMG, why do you people have such a problem with pussy in your OTPs?
(Source: unstoppablegravity)
02
Apr
eliminate your expectations: highfunctioningdarklordofall: oscarstardis: callmekitto: abortedslunk:…
ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
woop
well that was anticlimatic wait
wait
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
What that is dumb and does not happen.
Look, check it out.
See, not much diff-
Wait, what-
the fuck.
You guys are being dumbs
That does not happen in real life watch
See I told you
Wait a
who am i
you guys this is straight up bullshit
i’ll prove it to you all right now ok
you see, like i said, it’s total bull—
…oh what the hell…
the FUCK kind of GYPSY MAGIC SHIT is THIS?!?!?!?!?!
…….
hey boys~*~*~*~ wonk~*~*~*~*~
omg jeannine you win
Huh. You women and your woman problems.
Good thing I’m a dude and don’t have to worry about that kinda crapola
Wait wtf
You guys are amateurs
let me show you how this is done
ah shit I had them on the ”genderfuck” setting
…
well, that works too
okay you amateurs
let me show you how it’s done
I’m now River Song
shhh spoilers
What the hell?
I wonder what happens when you put glasses on?
Ok, so far so good…
(Source: sassylesbianluka)
BOW DOWN TO THE KING
REBLOG IF YOU EVER SEE THE CREATOR OF TUMBLR .
Rule one: Reblog the creator.Rule two: If you don’t blog the creator, get off of Tumblr
Rule three: It is impossible to ignore rule one so rule two is generally invalid.
why is he so hot
31
Mar
ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
woop
well that was anticlimatic wait
wait
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
What that is dumb and does not happen.
Look, check it out.
See, not much diff-
Wait, what-
the fuck.
You guys are being dumbs
That does not happen in real life watch
See I told you
Wait a
who am i
you guys this is straight up bullshit
i’ll prove it to you all right now ok
you see, like i said, it’s total bull—
…oh what the hell…
the FUCK kind of GYPSY MAGIC SHIT is THIS?!?!?!?!?!
…….
hey boys~*~*~*~ wonk~*~*~*~*~
Huh. You women and your woman problems.
Good thing I’m a dude and don’t have to worry about that kinda crapola
Wait wtf
(Source: sassylesbianluka)
27
Mar
can you imagine tumblr being like the hunger games
like each fandom would represent a district
the supernatural fandom would probably kill us all and be crowned victor
#the supernatural fandom would probably have volunteer tributes
#do not fuck with the supernatural fandom #the only people we hate more than each other is everyone else