Talking about Ian McKellen with Kook

Kook:

You know he's actually gay?

Me:

Wait, WHAT?

Kook:

Yeah, he's actually gay. Hasn't had a partner in years or anything, but he IS gay.

*Le looking at picture of him at gay prides on Google*

*See T-Shirt with "I'm Magneto and Gandalf, get over it"*

Me:

Oh, yeah, he was Gandalf too, wasn't he?

Kook:

... Gaydalf.

Me:

*nods* ...Hey Kook.

Kook:

...yes?

Me:

You know, Gandalf came back as White Gandalf?

Kook:

...

Me:

...And like, Red Gandalf, Orange Gandalf, Yellow Gandalf, Green Gandalf, Blue Gandalf, Purple Gandalf, and Pink Gandalf?

Kook:

... Here we go again...

Me:

And then there was Rainbow Sparkly Unicorn Gaydalf! :DDDD