A Walking Disaster

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9 FAVORITE PHOTOS » Alexander Skarsgård (asked by blackriddle)

OM NOM NOM.

Dear Mr. Skarsgard, 

I write to you today on behalf of my ovaries. You see, they have now exploded so many times due to the fact of your existence that I’m considering putting them in Witness Protection; it really is tragic, and I know we do not struggle alone. In fact, it has become quite clear to me that you are causing the explosion of ovaries the world over, with your face and your hair and that smirk and what even is that picture with the water, Mr. Skarsgard, that is not fair to anyone. I must request that you reconsider your staggering attractiveness for the good of humanity, lest we continue to routinely experience moments like this: 

Now please sit quietly—in good lighting, preferably again with the water and possibly smirking, shirt optional—in the corner and think about what you have done.

Sincerely, 
J